National Institute of Deliciousness Recipes

It's true. For years now I've been getting e-mails saying, "Greg, what are your secret ingredients?" or, "Greg, what was that delicious manna you served at our most recent social gathering?" I've finally caved in to the pressure and am listing for you here some of my favorite recipes:

• Chocolate Drop Cookies
• Monster Cookies

I didn't make up these recipes, because I don't really know how to cook and I waste hundreds of dollars each year on eating out. I'm just saying, give credit to someone else, not me. I don't think people get sued over recipe theft, but I'm trying to cover my bases.

If you'd like one of your recipes included here, the first step is for it to become one of my favorites. So, send your food item, recipe and $100 money order to:

National Institute of Deliciousness
1840 Kennedy Rd
Webster NY 14580